A man got a telephone call from the doctor. The doctor said, “About this medical test I did for you, I have some good news and some bad news.” So the man asked for the good news first. “The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” said the doctor. “My God!” The man said incredulously. “Is that the good news?! Then what’s the bad news?” The doctor said, “The bad news is I couldn’t reach you yesterday.